Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know. - Andy Borowitz
Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room so you don’t have to chase it. - Greg Tamblyn
The number one cause of death is too many birthdays. - Anonymous
The bad news is that I have a bad memory and am no good at math. The good news is that I have no idea how old I am. - Melanie White
Happy Birthday! You’re now living proof of the old saying that “Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.” - Kin Hubbard
Happy birthday Cher! For your birthday, I'm sending you a DVD of my favorite movie about a talking pig. I got you Babe. - Ellen DeGeneres