Funny Good Morning Quotes for My G.F(Girlfriend) in English

• My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed. - Anonymous

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• Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke". Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed. - Gehenna Toss
• I was gonna take over the world this moring but I overslept. Postponed. Again. - Suburban Men
• Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Punit Ghadge
• Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula Le Guin
• Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon. - Tony Smite
• Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield. - Catherynne Valente
• Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben
• Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay
• I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill
• Good morning is a contradiction of terms. - Jim Davis
• It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young. - Konrad Lorenz
• The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost
• I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. – Benjamin Franklin

Good Morning Quotes for My G.F

• The secret of getting ahead is getting started. – Mark Twain
• I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black
• The lawyer’s first thought in the morning is how to handle the case of the ringing alarm clock. – Edward Packard, Jr.
• Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. – James Marsden
• Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. – Glen Cook
• To be successful, the first thing to do is fall in love with your work.
• Always believe something wonderful is about to happen.
• Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.
• You have to get up every morning and tell yourself I can do this.
• I never wake up in the morning and wonder why I am here. I wake up and wonder why I am not making here better.
• My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I stayed home to care of it.
• A person falls asleep the fastest when he turns off the alarm clock.
• There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1) morning people 2) people who want to shoot morning people
• It’s easier to stay awake until 7 AM, than to wake-up at 7 AM!
• I always say ‘MORNING’ instead of ‘GOOD MORNING’ if it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people
• The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone 
• I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen
• Without any friends, life is a waste. Without any love, heart is almost a waste. Without any story, a movie is almost a waste and without a quote from me, your morning is a waste. Have a great day! - Hal Fester
• I woke up in the morning; lay in my bed waiting until my mom will prepare the breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom.
• I don’t like the morning, because it starts when I’m still asleep.
• My bed and I have a special relationship, we’re perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.